Wednesday, February 14, 2007

I'm hot cause I'm fly, you ain't cause your not....

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The biggest little city in the whole damned world. If that even means anything. So far in the 10 hours that I have been here I have had so many cat experinces. There was a cat in the airport bathroom. Just chillin. It's owner thought it was a good idea to let the little guy scamper around the rest room while she took a leak. Yeah, that is a good idea. I bet people really enjoyed a cat face popping out underneath their stall door while they are trying to take care of business (TCB). God people, get a kitty sitter or something.

Then when I got to my sister's her kitty cat Heman started accosting me. He likes to beat up on people that weaker than him. Apparently that is me. He is bossy.I am pretty sure he runs this joint.

Today we are going to look for bridesmaid dresses. I say the puffier the sleeves, the better. Boo Yeah !
Here is a great example:
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But instead of that brilliant blue, I am thinking brown.

Thursday, February 8, 2007

JT=Funny !!!

OMG! People should not even be offended by this. Any offense should be over ridden by the hilarity !!!! (JT even looks good with that Molester facial hair.)

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Hot Diggity Dogg !!!

You guys I am not even gonna lie, I use MySpace to spy on people. It is a hobby. Something to keep busy. Something fun to do when I should be working. Back off. At least I am honest about it.

Today I took a test, it was easily the fastest test in the history of test taking. Why? you ask. Was it because I was INCREDIBLY smart ? Because I am such a study bug ? No. Hell to the NO! Hell to the N-O! It was because the guy next to me smelled like old milk. If someone had clocked my bubble-filling-in speed I would have set a land speed record. I think the pencil almost lit on fire.

Who smells like old milk ? Like stinky baby stink milk. If you baby is going to puke milk on your face or other body part at least have the common courtesy to wash your stank off.

My condolences to Matt who recently found out his crush is in fact straight. Sorry. He had me fooled. If I were a betting woman, and there were a line on this in Vegas, I'd bet 10-1 that he was gay. Well better luck next time.

Sean is being extra assy and last night I almost punched his stupid face in. He is rude and I m going to start kicking him in the Shin.

Only 15 days until I get to go to RENO. Yes Get to go you jerks. I don't get out much, so Reno is a big deal for me.

Here is a fat kid in a hot dog suit:
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Ketchup and Mustard Ya'll

For good measure, here is an ASS in a Carrot Costume:
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You guys....buzzed driving is drunk driving. Someone tell Aaron Morris.