Monday, April 30, 2007

Done, Done, Done..... and Done.

Schools out for the summer! Except for the test I have to take on Thursday. Then graduation is on Frideeee. I am so happy. I have an excellent dress to wear thanks to Brettles and Spencibabe.

You guys, I have only written 2 sentences and this blog is already BORING. I am boring myself. Crap. This is why I never update my shit.

In other news we had a bridal shower over the weekend and I scored a sexy pink mixer.
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Not that I even know how to cook, or what to do with this but God knows that I will try because I freakin love this beotch. Thanks Rae Bird !

Other highlights from the shower:
- During the pre-feast prayer Stu's grandpa forgot my name.
- Stu and I will soon have a niece or nephew because Eric's wife-to-be is already taking about wanting a baby. Sick me out.
- Bridal Showers= multitudes of salads. Endless salads

I had a small friendly get together at my silly apt. on Sat. I was just good old fashined fun. Except for the part where Brett, Trisha and Scott were watching porn together on my computer. That is when I kicked those sick-o's out. Lets be honest, they should all know better. I am, after all, the boss of Trisha. And I told her to stop so she should have stopped. No means NO you guys.

We are getting out engagements done tommorow night. Too bad I have nothign to wear. I hit up every store at the gateway. I even tried Nordstrom Rack and Target. So apparently we are either getting our pictures taken in the nude, or just wearing some old raggedy clothes we already have. I enjoy black things. I feel like I will wear black. Maybe just a sexy tee. I am just saying I have no clothes ok.

I am sucking at life right now. I am just saying.

Here are some additional vegas pictures.They are silly and I love it.
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I don't even know these people. Except for Tiffles. But I think those guys were there for this other kids bachelor party. So we were all friends.

Katch, Me and some cool kid named Max.

We all look naked ! We weren't, but how cool would it be if we were! That would be true Vegas style.

I like to call this photo "Jana......Whoa!" How gorgeous is this, I mean really.

I love it.

Well since I am at work, I guess I will do some work. But expect consistent updates for here on out. (What am I even saying. I am just setting myself up for failure. )
But really you guys, I am going to give it the old college try.

Last night I was watching Rev Run's House on MTV. And he said something really profound: It's not about competition, it's about completion.
And then I was like what the hell are you even saying dude. Or course it is about competition. Everyone LOVES to win. I know I do.

Have a magical day ya'll!!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Camp McCampertons

Good news you guys. Moab is real real warm in May !! An average temp of 84 deee-greeez. That sounds gorgeous to me. We can lay around on red rocks like lizards and soak up the sunshine ! I pretty much think that we will be getting like the best tan ever. The average drive time is 4 hours and 20 minutes. I think we could make it in 3. We are excellent drivers.

You guys, I am in class and my man teacher just ut on an apron. Something big is going to happen. Earlier today he belted out a broadway tune, to me. Yeah Lucky I know. He sang a silly song and then held my hand.

Now he is making a meat pie. In a blender. OMG.

You guys he is crazy. He just put a banana and an egg in the blender and then he had a Barbie in tin foil. He unwrapped it, and then took off its head and then cut off all her hair and put it in the blender. Now he is cutting off Barbie's arms ya'll!!! AND HER LEGS !!!! This is so disturbing!!!! He added some red food coloring for effect. He just blended Barbie to DEATH!

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Marcus took a picture.

Thanks god I am graduating.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

This Just In........

D-Listed is my new favorite blog. I is silly. Funnier that that fat fuckin fatty Perez. I would make a link on here but I don;t know how to do that. I am ferfessional at Photoshop, not Bloggs. Just copy and paste it lazies.

Double Your Pleasure.....

I feel like that is an adequate quote for the month of April. I am entertaining other options, so fee free to expand.

You guys, I realized after the wonderful thing I did for Tricia on Friday night that I am a really nice person. Who else would do that for a friend? I mean that was hard work. Haaaaaarrrrddddd Work. I hope my efforts pay off for her on Friday night.

I have been thinking about my upcoming birthday and what to do, what to do ?? So many options. I feel like dinner and drinking are a given, but where ? I love Asian Star, but that is far far away. PF Changs was delicious later year, but maybe it is time for something new ??? Suggestions. I have to double celebrate my birthday because I feel like others with April birthdays (i.e. Matt) are less than jazzed about it. I figure it is gonna happen anyways so why not have a hell of a good time. I feel like The Hotel is a good birthday bash place, as well as Circle Lounge. I am scared of Mynt because I think that is for classy bitches, one of which I am not. I want to go somewhere fun, but not trashy. I like the Huka but that is also far far away. Since this is my last birfday before I move out west I want to keep it live and local. Kristaufs ? I need suggestions people.

I am getting my hair did on Saturday and maybe a mani-pedi. Then I think I will get some lunch with my mom. So that is my plan. I am just sayin.

New Topic:
LC and Jason's sex tape. I really hope that it is real!! I love it. Jason is such a trashy son of a bitch. I am glad he is in a hurry to get some cash before he goes to lock down. He can bunk with Joe Francis. Cell Block C's hottest couple.

The Job:
I thought working both jobs would be fun. Not so much. Basically I am doing 2 jobs in half the time. But the new job is exciting and I get to do lots of fun stuff. Plus I am sure I am going to get free stuff so that is sweet right ? Yeah. I will keep you posted. Plus I have the internet at work now, so maybe I will post from there.

So sorrs I missed Boston Legal and Wednesday night stir fry. I had to study ya'll. Really I should have skipped the gym and hung out with yous guys but I needed to work on my fitness, and when I try to cancel Sean is a jerk about it so I just suck it up and go.

I have made a suggestion to re-vamp the Vegas trip idea to scrap that and head to the beach in California instead. What do you think? Lets be honest, this is something I really want to do (go on a trip) but I am not sure how alls yous guys feel about it. I am thinking like the 3rd weekend in May. So not memorial day but the weekend before that. Or Memorial day I guess but everyone and their bitch will be at the beach then. I feel like we could work it out for $300 or less. I will do some research IF you guys are interested. I am just sayin' I know you are all busy so let me know so we can work it out. (Plus think about how going to the beach is like 37 free tanning passes, that is like 37 X $5= the best time ever. And I am pretty sure you can't drink booze in a tanning booth)

Remember how our picture was on the Hotel's website? That is embarrassing. Real embarrassing. We need to redeem ourselves some how.

You guys, I graduate in 3 weeks. I am Sups excited !!!!!!

I am great at life.........and photoshop.

Mostly photoshop.

Observe my excellence:
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