Tuesday, May 29, 2007

And then I was like "You're who now?"....

Seriously this weekend was totally the opposite of what I was expecting. And by that I mean it was kind of fun. I was expecting sour puss princess meany. But instead I got semi-sociable nice girl. I was very impressed. Maybe this whole in-laws thing won;t be as bad as I thought. Or perhaps this was a fleeting moment of niceness that is never to return. Either way I figure enjoy that while it lasts. So I did.

You guys we played Yahtzee. It was fun. I would do it again.

Yesterday I went to a BBQ B-day party for Stu's friend Anthony's boyfriend Cooper. Seriously had the best time ever. Only like 3 people got in the pool. I was one of them. I made a new BFF, he is 3. His name is Strand. He is super cool. We hung out. He is blonde so we connected right off. Us blondes, we roll together.

My friend Anthony is a gardener, he grows plants inside in a fancy closet that is like a greenhouse. He is also an excellent baker. He made some brownies that were sups delish. But I only ate like 1/2 because they were really rich.

I had such a good time that when Stuart dropped me off at my house at 7:45 I went to bed. Then I woke up at 11 and I wasn't even tired, so I watched a documentary on Ayer's Rock is Australia. Did you know that the Aboriginal name for Ayer's rock is Uluru? (say it like ooo-lah-roo).

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Look whats on TV late at night. Excellent.

Friday, May 25, 2007

I'd say that is money well spent.........

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I feel like this painting was commissioned by Trisha in honor of her dead rat.

This weekend we are heading up to the cabin with the Taylor fam. I am sure I will have all kinds of lunatic things to report on when we get back. You see the brother in law and sister in law to be will be there. So you can only imagine the wonderful things that will happen!!!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Cruelty......

May favoutrite Overheard of the week:

Angry man on cell: Tell me where he is or no dessert!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Submit! SUBMIT!

So in my internet trolling today I found this website:
Passive AGGRESSIVE notes

And I love it. It reminds me of my office.

I also read about this guy who responds to "I saw you's" on Craigslist. Guess what we are doing this weekend!!!! I feel like prank calling/ e-mailing will never not be fuuuuuuuunnnn.

I mean remember our friend from Facebook? That was hours of entertainment. "J-e-double f".

Sunday, May 20, 2007

The Core= 4

4=Creation
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And 4 is the Holy number of FABULOUS!!

Does that mean we are all going to have each others babies ? Probably not. But just so you guys know if you needed me to have your baby I guess I could. If I was compensated properly.

We are all 23.

2+3=5

5= Action

We all get action. Some more than others, ha ha ha. I love it. I am funny.

The core=4, new members= 0.

4X0=0

0= The All. Everything and Nothing.

We are the everything.
I love numerology. Someone call Lisa Lopes from beyond the dead and tell her thanks for introducing me to this. Nevermind, I will just do it myself later with the Ouija board. Anyone wanna come over?

Maybe Matt can summon her with his Bloody Mary's in the bathroom. Why the bathroom by the way ? Does the spirit come out of the plumbing ?

Look I did my name:
Jessica= 10+5+10+10+9+3+1=48=4+8=12=1+2=3

3=Communication/Interaction. Neutrality.
I guess that make sense. I like to chat and hang out. I suppose I neutral regarding some subjects. But really I am not. I have an opinion and I will tell you what I think. So that part is kind of off. But I suppose I am neutral when it come to things like, what are we doing tonight? or Where do you guys wanna eat?
So I guess that makes sense.

The Core= 4

4=Creation
[IMG]http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r261/Lookitsjessica/jess23008.jpg[/IMG]

And 4 is the Holy number of FABULOUS!!

Does that mean we are all going to have each others babies ? Probably not. But just so you guys know if you needed me to have your baby I guess I could. If I was compensated properly.

We are all 23.

2+3=5

5= Action

We all get action. Some more than others, ha ha ha. I love it. I am funny.

The core=4, new members= 0.

4X0=0

0= The All. Everything and Nothing.

We are the everything.
I love numerology. Someone call Lisa Lopes from beyond the dead and tell her thanks for introducing me to this. Nevermind, I will just do it myself later with the Ouija board. Anyone wanna come over?

Maybe Matt can summon her with his Bloody Mary's in the bathroom. Why the bathroom by the way ? Does the spirit come out of the plumbing ?

Look I did my name:
Jessica= 10+5+10+10+9+3+1=48=4+8=12=1+2=3

3=Communication/Interaction. Neutrality.
I guess that make sense. I like to chat and hang out. I suppose I neutral regarding some subjects. But really I am not. I have an opinion and I will tell you what I think. So that part is kind of off. But I suppose I am neutral when it come to things like, what are we doing tonight? or Where do you guys wanna eat?
So I guess that makes sense.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

I am slowly turning into a dude....

This weekend was filled with all kinds of dude stuff. Mostly things involving balls. Hey nasty. I mean sports. Including the Bee's game and the Jizzy Jazz. The Jazz win games, who knew. I sure as hell didn't but I do now.

Sorry that no one even likes that Sanjaya/Jacko video. I thought it was HILARIOUS!!!! I elle oh elled at least 3 times whilst watching it.

Mother's day was uneventful. I didn't see my mom. She was busy with her friends. Listen, it is her day. Do what you want. I am not even complaining. ha ha ha. We went to Stuibabes parents and hung out. Fun.

The wedding is coming along famously. I have sent the invitations. That was the hard part. Now I have to squeeze my fatass into my wedding dress. Oh shit. I keep putting it off thinking that I will magically shrink. Not working. I think I am just going to have to suck it up and get it done this week. Boo. Maybe I can get some lipo real quick. And a new set of jugs wouldn't hurt either.

I will keep you posted. As Matt has so delightfully mentioned, So You Think You Can Dance is starting soon. I CAN'T EVEN WAIT. I heart that show!! It really brightens my day. Lurve it. I feel like it would also be a great way to start up dinner club again. I would love to host. I can cook up something real genius-like. Someone gave me a casserole cookbook. I can bust out something like WHOA. You guys I made 2 cakes today. TWO! They were from a box, but still that is like 50% of my cake making experience in on day. And they turned out real real nice.

I used my pink mixer. It is hot. Stuart hates it. I love it.
When he sees what tasty things emminate from its pink hotness he will love it too.

Stuart thinks that I am blogging about him. I guess technically if you include the above comment I was. He has ESP. Or he can read.

Now he is contemplating why he painted a painting.

There Stuart. Now I am blogging about you. Congrats.

You know how you use different voices when you are impersonating someone? Stuart's Jessica voice sounds like a dumb skater guy. Awesome.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

AI for the gay guy....

I love Kraft ham and cheese lunchables!!


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Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Birfday Shout Outs !!!

Alex,

I would call you and tell you happy birthday, but I thought this was more personal:
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