This weekend was filled with all kinds of dude stuff. Mostly things involving balls. Hey nasty. I mean sports. Including the Bee's game and the Jizzy Jazz. The Jazz win games, who knew. I sure as hell didn't but I do now.
Sorry that no one even likes that Sanjaya/Jacko video. I thought it was HILARIOUS!!!! I elle oh elled at least 3 times whilst watching it.
Mother's day was uneventful. I didn't see my mom. She was busy with her friends. Listen, it is her day. Do what you want. I am not even complaining. ha ha ha. We went to Stuibabes parents and hung out. Fun.
The wedding is coming along famously. I have sent the invitations. That was the hard part. Now I have to squeeze my fatass into my wedding dress. Oh shit. I keep putting it off thinking that I will magically shrink. Not working. I think I am just going to have to suck it up and get it done this week. Boo. Maybe I can get some lipo real quick. And a new set of jugs wouldn't hurt either.
I will keep you posted. As Matt has so delightfully mentioned, So You Think You Can Dance is starting soon. I CAN'T EVEN WAIT. I heart that show!! It really brightens my day. Lurve it. I feel like it would also be a great way to start up dinner club again. I would love to host. I can cook up something real genius-like. Someone gave me a casserole cookbook. I can bust out something like WHOA. You guys I made 2 cakes today. TWO! They were from a box, but still that is like 50% of my cake making experience in on day. And they turned out real real nice.
I used my pink mixer. It is hot. Stuart hates it. I love it.
When he sees what tasty things emminate from its pink hotness he will love it too.
Stuart thinks that I am blogging about him. I guess technically if you include the above comment I was. He has ESP. Or he can read.
Now he is contemplating why he painted a painting.
There Stuart. Now I am blogging about you. Congrats.
You know how you use different voices when you are impersonating someone? Stuart's Jessica voice sounds like a dumb skater guy. Awesome.