Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Excuse my Beauty.

This is why I am never going to New Mexico or Arizona.


Sorry that I only like to post videos but this tranny is hot hot bitch who deserves to get recognized.

Monday, July 30, 2007

The wave of the Future...

I saw this on someone else's blog and knew I had to shareit with the world. It is the future of exercise. Forget Sit and Be Fit, tell that old braod to hit the bricks. This is the new form of fitness.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Damaged Goods.

So I have returned for my wilderness adventure damaged goods. The wild chewed me up and spit me out. Really. Rafting was fun but the water was mega cold. Turns out it is just some glacier run-off. You know, nature's ice water. So freezing my ass off was pretty sweet.

Then I decided to jump off a cliff into the river, by doing do I punched my self in the nose and cut my forehead. I have battle scars. SCARS!

Good news. R. Kelley is coming out with a new edition of Trapped in da Closet !!!! I know. It really made my day too! Who am I kidding it made my century. I hope he uses that same Midge from the last one. In case you are not up to date on the latest "closet" happenings, here is a quick catch up.

This is only parts 1-5, later I will post 6-9 so you will be totally with it.

In my quest for fantastic music videos, I also found this.

Love it.

Being married is still fun. But really it feels like the same, but my address has changed. It seems like we are always really really busy. I totally pioneered my ass off on Tuesday. Not only did I clean my house enough to make a sister wife jealous, but I hit up the mother F'in rodeo. I had never been, it was quite excellent. Kathy AKA Rae Bird and I were on the jumbo tron doing the YMCA. I think that may have been one of the most exciting times of her life. She loved it. Then a cowboy on a buckin bull got bucked right into an ambulance. Apparently it jacked up his face and he was bleeeeeeeeding. That bull riding is serious biznass. But apparently you can make a pretty penny if you can sit your ass on a buckin bull for 8 seconds.

So that is the latest. Stuarts brother got married. It was different than what I thought it would be, but still pretty. The brides mother remembered to put me in my place, by kindly reminding me "You had your day !" She is a gem, that one.
Here are a few highlights:

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The Taylor Fam

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Me and Kevi-babe.

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Those "other" Taylors, you know, the hot ones.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Spice Forever.... MAJOR

Listen. I am super serious baout seeing the Spice Girls reunion. Who is with me ? Tell me what ya want, what you really really want! I really really really wanta go to the show. Ahhhhhh.

Seriously. They are hot. We are going. Tickets are a little expensive, but I feel it is worth it. I plan on entering every contest possible to win them. You watch, I will do it.

The Vegas show is 12/8/07 so that give us plenty of time to plan and go.
http://www.spicegirlstickets.us/lasvegastickets.html

Do it to it !!!!

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Workin on my tan lines....

Oooga Chace Oooga Chaca. I have been thinking about that damn dancing baby from Ally McBeal. Who even watched that. Not me. Well ok, obvioudly I did because I know about the dancing baby.

Today is Cyprus Lagoon day. Apparently Scott is my date because my own husband doesn't even want to go, let alone my friends. I am not gonna lie, I can't blame you guys. But I feel like I should go because I am expected to be there. So I think like a 3 hour stint should do me right.

We bought a new TV. It is da bomb, da bomb, da bomb. I love it. Last night we watched Reno 911 the movie and then Stuibabe played Xbox while I wrote Thank You notes. Sometimes when I am writing the notes I am wishing that we didn't even get any gifts becuase I am sick of writing the notes, but then I remember that writing eleventy billion thank you notes is essentially paying for the T.V. so then I felt better.

Not much else is new, just the same old same old. I think next weekend we are going white water rafting. Just so you all know as I am writing this Stuibabe is singing in the shower. I think I just hear "Blast Off" and then some deet doot like robot sounds. Oh us married folk.

I found this vid, and thought it was HILARIOUS !!!

Friday, July 6, 2007

Us, in 30 years ........

If I end up half as cool as these people, I will die happy. I really feel like any one of these men could potentially be Heidi's dream man.

Observe:

Monday, July 2, 2007

Overheard at the Airport

I almost forgot this! It was one of my favorite parts of the trip!!

Mormon Couple ready to leave on Honeymoon
Husband: Honey, I just know this is going to be a great trip,Today is President Hinckley's birthday.
Wife: Good thinking. Nothing can go wrong, the day is pretty much blessed.


Stuart and I: That is the funniest shit we have ever heard ha ha ha ha ha. Laughing continues for an extended period of time.

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Oh Crap, I'm Married.

So. I am back, and I am the new Mrs. Taylor. I am not just saying that, I really am that. Last night I did laundry and IRONED. That Iron Heidi gave me is the bomb. The Bomb. The Bomb. I ironed my face off. Seriously I think I ironed like 29 things.

Mexico was Muy Excellente !!! Ayye yi Yi! I honestly had the best time of my life. I wanna go back. Today.

We opened all our gifties. We got some sweet stuff. And Some super lame stuff. Apparently people think that when you get married you want to Crock everything. We got 3 crockpots for God sake. One was shaped like a foot ball and has a little goal post on it. And 1 was regifted from this girl at work who got married last month. She gave me the Jumanji of Crockpots. You can;t get rid of it. I tried to take it back to Wal Mart, those bitches take everything, not this! Then I did some serious internet research to try and find where I could unload this evil cooking omen and apparently it is non existent. No place carries it, it is discontinued. But I did find some reviews stating that the lid explodes, so at least it is safe! So now I have to find some other poor sucker to unload this thing on before it curses my life forever. We also got 2 bar sets. One from Pottery Barn, the card inside was address the "Jessica and Keven" Apparently someone got confused and thought I was marrying my Father-In-Law. But I will forgive them because they have good taste. I told Keven that we are not even splitting the gift, but he still needs to write the thank you card.

I sounds like some rull rull exciting stuff has taken place. When I heard about the dude ranch at first I was surprised, but then excited. It sounds cool. Like it could turn into some "Nobody puts baby in the corner" Dirty Dancing hott funn.

I will have more update later. Trust me, I have a feeling good stuff is gonna happen.