I am pretty sure that Joey Fatone was never cool. Or hot. He just wasn't. Even when NSync was the bomb, the bomb. He still wasn't cool then. I sort of forgot about him until I was channel surfing last night and I saw his ugly mug on some stupid singing show. He sucks at like. He has a mullet. A MULLET ! and not the fashionable kind, the stupid kind. I hate him.
I bought a plant. A live one. It is an Orchid, so pretty muchit will be dead in a matter of days, but we will see. Lets be honest, I kill things. I make them not want to live anymore. Thats why I am not having kids.
I think Dan the Man has dementia. I swear to God she never remembers anything I tell her. I think she forgot my name today. Also I think she is friends with this Mega-Lez truck driving real estate agent who looks like a dude. I am just sayin, I am a little nervous about it.
Stuart and I have started working on our fitness. I love the new gym. It is like working out in First Class on Delta. They have cold towels. COLD TOWELS. A little butler comes and gives them to you when you are working out. It is like an octane boost for my work out. SERIOUS.
Not much else is new. I am almost done with our Thank You notes, so stand near your mailbox.
I just remembered that the reason I was going to post is beacue I really really want some sweet rubber rain boots. I am thinking striped, or black and white plaid. I have a vision. It involves a black sweater, jeans and some hot rain boots. I am in love with the rain boot idea. Just wait. IT is going to be the best purchase of my life, thus far.
Shut up. I am getting them. They will be such an upgrade from the booties from last winter. Wait for it.
Well I gotta get back to workin my looks,
Excuse my Beauty.