Monday, November 26, 2007

Stuff this....

Oh Thanksgiving. What can I say. We went to the in laws. It was nice. The food was good. I made pies, 2 pumpkin, 1 apple. The sister-n-law was unimpressed. Apparently her skills at making Stove Top stuffing clearly surpass my homemade pies. She tasted a bit of the apple crust, make a crusty face and then said "Not worth the calories". Thanks, that was real real nice. Please keep the compliments coming.

Thursday night I went to the mall at midnight. Oh God, save us. I am never doing that again. At dinner it sounded like a fun idea, I mean I love to shop right ? Turns out ever 15 year-old and trailer park person were at the mall. And then like 50 people like me and Stuart who were dumb enough to go there. NEVER AGAIN.NO NO NO. We went shopping on Friday, wasn't so bad.

If yous girls aren't busy tommorow night I am going to be at an X96 mixer at Iggy's. It is a sweater mixer. I am not really sure if that means like super fug Christmas sweaters or what the deal is. Matt if you still have that nightie I might need to borrow it. I feel bad even asking because I know you are probably wearing it right now. Any way if you aren't sups biz come on over.

Miscellaneous news:

I decorated my Christmas tree, it looks real real nice.

I love Project Runway. Christian is a bitch and I like it. So far Victorya has made the same dress 2 times. What the hell.

I bought a round brush and it has literally cut my hair styling time in half. I pretty much don't even need a straightener any more. Except for my bangs. But I am convinced that I may developed carpal tunnel from all the wrist action.

X96 wants me to submit an audition track to fill in for Gina while she is busy having babies. I am unsure if that is what I want to do. I don't want to sound desperate you know. I have until Friday to decide if I want to do it or not. I am thinking about it. I think if they choo-choo-choose me I may win a trip to Hawaii. I dunno, I am thinking about it.
and last but not least....

Happy Birthday JANA!!

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Gnome away from Home

Because one needs all the luck they can get, I have recently acquired a desk gnome. His name is Deiter. He is a real gentleman. He just chills here all day, watches my stuff at night you know the usual.
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As you can see he really likes flowers. Did you know on average gnomes live about 400 years. That is a real real long time. In their free time they enjoy dancing and drinking. I mean really who doesn't. Gnomes never go bald and they don't have heart attacks. Their most dangerous enemies are drunken college students. Good news for Deiter, he is safe here.

How are everyones Horn O'Plenties coming along ??

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Deaddles and more

Well turns out that Alex is right, the case was solved. Mom killed the kiddos, decided to burn that mother down and then axed herself. Gross. Now people have left flowers and Jack-O-Lanterns outside the house. I guess in October, pumpkins help you grieve. To each thier own.

Went to the WA last weekend for the Fabulous 50th party. The grandparents have been married 50 years. That is a real real long time. As my grandpa said "Not even a murderer gets 50 years" I would say true in some cases, but not all. Still funny though.

We are back, and there's gonna be trouble. Not really, I just wanted to say that. I think that we should all get together soon, because just because we're busy doesn't mean we don't love each other.

I am a real Bob Vila these days. Well actually just yesterday for about 30 minutes. I helped Stuibabe put in insulation in our crawl space. I cut it apart with some kitchen scissors. I really showed that insulation who is boss. ME. Thats who. Next we tackle PAINT ! Alex, I may need some help, and you have the most experience fo sho.

Well thats all the updates for now. And just so you guys know I am pretty upset about Dog the Bounty Hunter being can celled. I wish he wasn't such a dirty racist. But lets be honest here. He is totally white trash. How did he even end up in Hawaii. It is beyond me. I guess Beth will have to get a job at the IHOP or KFC and Dog will have to cut back on the number of feathers he wears in his hair. Sad sad sad.