Because one needs all the luck they can get, I have recently acquired a desk gnome. His name is Deiter. He is a real gentleman. He just chills here all day, watches my stuff at night you know the usual.
As you can see he really likes flowers. Did you know on average gnomes live about 400 years. That is a real real long time. In their free time they enjoy dancing and drinking. I mean really who doesn't. Gnomes never go bald and they don't have heart attacks. Their most dangerous enemies are drunken college students. Good news for Deiter, he is safe here.
How are everyones Horn O'Plenties coming along ??