Thursday, August 28, 2008

I like to take breaks...

and sometimes I don't feel like blogging. But lucky for you I went to Washington to my cousins wedding and there fore I shall post a picture or seven.

I would have to say it was probably the funnest (yeah, I made that a word ok) weddings I have ever been too. At the reception I was feeling like a loser because I was thinking "shouldn't my wedding have been the most fun for me ? you know because it was mine." Then I realized that at you own wedding you are running around like a nut job saying hello to your husbands parents neighbors grandson. So that isn't so much fun.

Relaxing, having drinks, chatting, riding a bike, dancing. Those things are fun. Those are the things I did as Dustin and Erica's wedding.




Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Whatchoo Gonna Dooo...

I can't go anywhere without the man getting me down ! Sunday we went boating with some friends at Jordanelle. An hour into our wake boarding extravaganza the po po show up. We weren't doing anything wrong, I'm pretty sure they just wanted to check our sweet skills. And Nedley's sweet boat. So turns we didn't have enought life jackets, and the boat apparently was not registered. (Guess we were breakin the law. Well, I wasn;t breakin the law, but some one was) So they tell us we had better head back to the marina. Sweet. Let's do that. It's not like PArley's canyon was closed and we had to drive 70 miles out of the way and go through Provo. We'll just cruise on back then.
Well, turns out we just aimed for the dock and took turns wake boarding back. Good times.

The highlight of our day was the dead rat floating in the water.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Am I the only one who thinks......

The Ice Cream Truck is creepy ? I don't just mean the one in my neighborhood. I mean Ice Cream Trucks in general. Maybe I'm just not used to them. You see, when I was growing up we didn't have an ice cream truck come to our neighborhood. We lived up this long steep hill and those little Ice Cream wagon couldn't even make it up there.

In our neighborhood now I see the Ice Cream Tuck everyday jingling around the neighborhood. Sorry, but It is just creepy ! With their creepy no window vans and their creepy stickers and their creepy music. FREAKS ME OUT!!!

Sorry for stereotyping but I'm just saying, they're are probably all wierdo's.

This definitely helps:

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

They're taking over my life......


I can't stop watching. I love it.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Attention all gym patrons...

Could I ask you to do me a solid? Stop farting while you're working out. I know I know, that is a lot to ask. I mean to ask you to control your flatulence whilst running full steam ahead? That is ridiculous, right ? Well if you could just do this one little thing for me, I would really appreciate it.

Thanks.

The gym has recently been bought out by a national franchise. It didnt make any difference to me because our memberships carried over to the new club. Well, today was a big day. We got brand-spankin-new cardio equipment. BOO YEAH!

This new equipment is FAN-CEEEE. Each machine has it's own individual television attached that you can control. SWEET. No more fighting people for to watch Saved By The Bell.

Today I noticed the downside to these new fancy contraptions. When the TV's are off they work as in-your-face mirrors. Listen, I feel bad enough that other people have to see me at the gym. (I can only imagine the faces I'm pulling when I'm trying to get my fatass to go another 5 minutes on the elliptical. That combined with the faces I;m probably making due to the stink bombs being blown at me.)The last think I want to look at for an hour is my red,puffy, sweat logged face.

One gentleman was making good use of the TV/mirrors. He was able to position his so he could check out the ladies stretching behind him. Yeah. I saw you. PERV!

Monday, August 4, 2008

Eat Your Heart Out Renonians

I think this fox is a tourist:


These two on the other hand might just be locals: